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Snapping Frans Neck
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How to find Fran
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She has crappy blonde hair, squint eyes, a tongue hanging out and glasses. You can easily spot her as she will have no freinds around her. But even easier to spot her would be when she has her only (so called) compadre William with her. You will know its William if you hear a "FLELOO WELOO!" within a ten mile radius. And also, Fran makes a squelchy noise from her mouth whilst her tongue is hanging out.
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What to do if you spot her
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Simple one, this. SNAP HER NECK! Or, if she is too far away then call 999 and ask for the loony bin. Once either of these has been done, or if you spot Fran (or even William) E-mail me at the address below at the foot of the page and tell me where abouts this monster is.
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Last word
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There is a *10,000,000 reward for the capture or death of her, but evidence is needed! Congratulations! You have passed the course on learning how to spot and kill Fran! Award yourself a pat on the back!
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